WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME STUPID QUESTIONS AND I GIVE THEM STUPID ANSWERS. MAYBE DON'T ASK ME DUMBASS QUESTIONS!!
PURITY CULTURE. WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT?? WE'RE ALL UNCLEAN FROM THE MOMENT WE ARE CONCEIVED.
CANCEL CULTURE.
PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY GET TO DECIDE WHAT'S "PROBLEMATIC".
PEDOPHILES. YOU'RE ALL DISGUSTING PIECES OF TRASH THAT DON'T EVEN DESERVE TO BE CONSIDERED HUMAN. I TRULY WISH THE WORST FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
LIGHT MODE. NOBODY USES IT, AND IF YOU DO YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF.
GUN CONTROL LAWS.
PEOPLE WHO ARE REALLY LOUD/LAUGH REALLY LOUD FOR NO REASON. SHUT THE HELL UP!!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOUR CONSTANT ANNOYING ASS LAUGH. YOU WHAT I THINK? I THINK PEOPLE LIKE THAT SHOULD HAVE THEIR VOCAL CORDS GASHED OPEN SO THEY CAN'T SAY ANYTHING EVER AGAIN.
THE KIDS AT MY HIGHSCHOOL. MAJORITY OF YOU GUYS ARE BASIC ASSHOLES WHO HAVE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT ANYONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES. YOU ALL LOOK AND SOUND THE SAME, NONE OF YOU ARE SPECIAL.
WEED HATERS. MARY JANE IS AWESOME!!!!! I WOULD SMOKE IT EVERY DAY IF I COULD.
ACTIVISTS.. SPECIFICALLY THE ONES THAT BLOCK THE ROAD. IT'S NOT MY FAULT THE TURTLES ARE FUCKING DYING, WHY ARE YOU BLOCKING MY WAY TO WORK??? GODDAMN RETARDS!!!
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE AND DO IT ANYWAYS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU 72 YEARS OLD AND BEHIND A WHEEL GOING SLOW AS HELL. YOU KNOW WHAT? EVERYONE PAST THE AGE OF 60 SHOULD JUST HAVE THEIR LICENSE REVOKED. GIVE THEM AN ELECTRIC SCOOTER OR SOMETHING.
PEOPLE WHO DRIVE SLOW.
PEOPLE WHO WALK SLOW. ESPECIALLY IN THE HALLWAYS!! I'M TRYING TO FUCKING GET SOMEWHERE STOP TAKING UP THE ENTIRE HALLWAY WALKING SLOW AS HELL AND GOING LIKE "oohhhahhahaha ohhmigah bru my gyrl loky tryd to syk my shi lah nighhh oohhmmyygo can i huv thu pen bru" SHUT UP!! SHUT UP YOU ARE SO ANNOYING. WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT.
EDGARS. THE AMOUNT OF HATE I HAVE FOR THE COPY AND PASTE MOTHERFUCKERS FEELS ILLEGAL. THEY ARE SO FUCKING IDIOTIC WITH THEIR FUCKASS HAIRCUT AND PATCH OF PUBES ON THEIR FACE THAT THEY CALL A STUBBLE. YOU ALL NEED TO THE SHOT.
TEACHERS WHO ASSIGN HOMEWORK BECAUSE THEY SPENT THEIR ENTIRE CLASS PERIOD TALKING. LIKE IT'S MY FUCKING FAULT YOU TOOK TOO DAMN LONG? NNNNAHHHHHH. NOT DOING ANY OF THAT SHIT.
PEOPLE WHO RANDOMLY PLAY HIGH PITCHED RINGING ON THEIR COMPUTERS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS.
MY ENGLISH TEACHER WHO CAN'T EVER GRADE HER WORK ON TIME NOR DO HER JOB. FUCK YOU BITCH, DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB AND GRADE MY WORK.
KIDS THAT STEAL MY SPOT AT MY LUNCH TABLE. I SIT THERE WITH MY FRIEND EEEEEEEEVERY FUCKIN DAY, THEY SEE US WHEN THEY WALK IN, AND THEY STILL HAVE THE FUCKIN NERVE TO TAKE MY GODDAMN SPOT. IT IS MY TABLE, MY SPOT, MY LITTLE BUBBLE OF TIME WHERE I DONT HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE SAME PEOPLE LAUGH ABOUT THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. FUCK YOU AND YOUR FACE CAKED UP WITH MAKEUP. LET'S SEE WHAT GOOD THAT MAKEUP DOES YOU WHEN I FUCKING BLOW IT OFF!!!!!
PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT TRUMP IS OR EVER WAS A ELIGABLE CANDIDATE FOR PRESIDENT. IN FACT IF YOU VOTED FOR HIM IM GOING TO FIND YOU AND PUT A PIPE BOMB IN YOUR MAILBOX. WATCH OUT MOTHERFUCKER I AM COMING FOR YOU.
PEOPLE WHO ARE ANTI TCC AND CONSTANTLY WHINE ABOUT IT. GROW THE FUCK UP, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET RID OF ANYONE.
MEDIA THAT BLAME EEEEEEEVERYTHING ON COLUMBINE. SPECIFICALLY SHOOTINGS. LIKE OH YEAH, IM IN TCC, IM AUTOMATICALLY A COLUMFAG FANBOY NOW WHO'S GONNA GO AND SHOOT UP THEIR SCHOOL. FUCK NO! IF I WANTED TO I WOULD DO IT MY WAY, NOT FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF SOME DUDES FROM 25 YEARS AGO. FUCK ALL OF Y'ALL.
REALTOASTYBOI ON DISCORD BECAUSE HE GROOMS LITTLE KIDS AND TOUCHES THEM.
KIDS THAT PRETEND TO BE NICE TO YOU BUT ACTUALLY DO NOT CARE IN THE SLIGHTEST. HONESTLY JUST LEAVE ME ALONE, I'D MUUUUCH RATHER BE ON MY LONESOME THAN TALK TO YOU.
LITTLE KIDS SCREAMING FOR NO REASON. SOMEONE SHUT THAT BRAT THE FUCK UP.
HAZBIN HOTEL FANS. YOUR SHOW SUCKS. THE ANIMATION SUCKS, THE PACING SUCKS, THE WRITING SUCKS, AND YOUR CREATOR IS A DOG-FUCKER. YOU'RE ALL FREAKS WHO DESERVE TO BE SHOT.
NEEDLES.
SPIDERS.
MY DOCTORS WHO REFUSE TO DIAGNOSE MY BACK PAIN. FUCKING LISTEN TO ME AND CHECK ME OUT FOR SCOLIOSIS. I'M FUCKIN DYING OVER HERE!
WHEN WATER TASTE DIFFERENT. LIKE BAD DIFFERENT. ESPECIALLY SPRING WATER.
WHEN I FORGET TO CHARGE MY HEADPHONES.
PEOPLE WHO SHIP CHILDREN AND ADULTS WITH EACHOTHER. YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING GROSS AND BORDERLINE PEDOPHILIC.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW COLOR THEORY. FIGURE IT OUT RETARD.
FOOTBALL ENJOYERS. YOU'RE ALL SOOOO ANNOYING. WHY AM I HEARING YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOU LUNGS AT 10:00 AM OVER SOME GUY TACKLING ANOTHER GUY ON A PLAYING FIELD?? SOUNDS PRETTY SUSPICIOUS TO ME.
ANYONE WHO THINKS THAT FRENCH KISSING AT SCHOOL IS COOL OR ACCEPTABLE. I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT SHIT. ESPECIALLY ANNOYING IF YOU GO AND STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING HALLWAY FOR IT TOO. FUCK Y'ALL.
WHEN PEOPLE LAY IN MY BED WITHOUT PERMISSION. UNLESS YOU'RE MY FRIEND YOU NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT!!
FLAT-EARTHERS. GOD YOU GUYS ARE DUMB.
MY SISTER. SHE THINKS SHE IS SOOOOO FUCKING PERFECT. ALWAYS EXCEEDING EXPECTATIONS JUST TO LOOK GOOD, ONE-UPPING ME AND EVERYONE ELSE ON EVERYTHING THEY DO. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND YOUR RETARDED ASS "GOLDEN CHILD" COMPLEX. I HATE YOU.
WHEN MY SODA GOES FLAT.
PEOPLE WHO THINK SPOTIFY IS THE BEST MUSIC APP THERE IS. HOW'S YOUR 6 SKIPS AN HOUR??. IF YOU HAVE PREMUIM THEN YOU'RE RETARDED TOO, IT'S CHEAPER ON OTHER APPS.
PEOPLE WHO HURT ANIMALS FOR NO REASON. NOT FUCKING COOL.
PEOPLE WHO HUNT FOR SPORT. STOP FUCKING KILLING ANIMALS UNLESS YOU'RE GOING TO EAT THEM, DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKAS.
AFRICAN HUNTERS. WHY ARE YOU SHOOTING LIONS AND LIONESSES FOR NO REASON?? GOD IDIOTS EVERYWHERE.
PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE OLDER GAMES. I'LL STICK TO MY PRE-2010 ERA OF GAMES, THEY'RE BETTER AND EASIER TO PIRATE ANYWAYS.
MORE COMING SOON, I PROMISE.